Falling Back In Fields of Tape
 Robert Inhuman
 

TAPERECORDING SHOWS AFTER MY COMPUTER BROKE

 
The past few years of this shit I hear is the "21st century" I haven't really used tapes for almost anything except in my car, cos that's all it can play, and to play looped samples at shows cos I don't have a sampler. But I started recording shows on tape again after my computer died. This is kind of a set back that far outweighs the fading sentiment or stupid nostalgia for something that is just a product and often just waste (like most of the non-digital music industry at this point, I hate to admit...) If the tape runs out at the end the show doesn't get captured. If it doesn't run out that time, it probably will the next time, unless I leave the rest blank which always seems wasteful. I deal with a lot of bands that play 20-30 minutes, so it can be hard to time things right with 60 and 90 minute cassettes: not have the last songs cut off + not waste the stupid tape. 

 
Then there is the issue of getting around to transferring this to digital later on. I feel like I used to be more prompt about it, but when you do 30 shows in a row you come "home" with a box full of tapes, hoping you didn't lose any or tape over the wrong sides of some, then they sit there for a couple years cos I don't have the time to re-listen to hours and hours of shows that I might already have mixed feelings about, just to have em suck away all the space on my 30 gig hard drive...

 
There is this completely ridiculous Toecutter recording from Rotterdam I have been meaning to find in a box of mostly unlabeled tapes from this year, and I know it would be really cool to track it down for him, myself, friends... but man just looking at the box of ??? tapes, then at my list of more pressing obligations... next thing I know the tape is in Cincinnati and I wound up back in LA. There are too many recordings that have fallen into similar scenarios over the years. I have bad thoughts of the flimsy tape crumbling and all the little magnetic shit turning to dust cos I couldn't deal with it sooner. Any sentiment is totally outweighed by burden.

 
One thing I have appreciated about the taperecorder is that it's battery-powered, and I have been rocking some re-chargables for a few years now. My old computer's battery could not hold a charge so if it was unplugged during some audience's bodily surge in a basement, the recording was just gone, no way around it. There were a couple instances in which the guy running sound (I swear I will murder him yet! Who's with me?) was for one reason or another determined to cut the band off. First they cut the power to the house's system, but we are usually also playing out of our own system. There was one time in particular the sound guy just came over and started randomly pulling out plugs, frantically trying to stop anything even remotely similar to gabber from happening. Another time I remember a guy, frustrated that we had our own PA after he'd turned the house's off, cut the power to the whole room, even the lights... So the recordings were lost cos of the computer's need to "save" the wav data. That doesn't happen with the physicality of a tape; what you've got is what you've got. The only thing that can take it away is taping over it when you forgot which side is blank.

 
Someday, like other grueling and questionably worthwhile projects, I will sift through all those tapes and probably find a few really cool things that I had completely forgotten about. Kind of like a time capsule or some shit. Hopefully it won't suck quite as much as most time capsules I've heard about, but I won't get my hopes up. Half the time I probably put the recorder too close to the PA = it will be utterly unlistenable and undecipherable. 

 
So, in conclusion, to anybody reading Cassette Gods who ironically hates tapes and recording shows with them, please feel encouraged to donate to me some kind of mini-disc recorder or whatever is more current and reliable technology for field recordings. My taperecorder is from Target and can suck it once I find something better to rely on.

 
Robert Inhuman 11/24/08 robertinhuman@hotmail.com

 
PS. I am involved with CG to review HARDCORE tapes and related styles such as grind, gabber, noisecore, powerviolence, speedcore... If you send me something asking for a review that is not within this "ballpark" you will be fucking sorry. There are other writers in CG who do a great job with tapes as far as noise and the less-aggro avant-garde, so keep them in mind for that instead of me. If I ever write about something completely unrelated to HxC on CG it should be seen as a special case and not something sent to me with a request attached. But if you have HxC or anything remotely related, hit me up and it's on.