John Thill
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this past Memorial Day I felt it was appropriate to memorialize forgotten tape
labels of time immemorial. Y por eso, I had a moment of silence for Shrimper who
has since passed into the digital age, releasing CDs. Dennis Callaci says its
cuz he’s a family man now. He’s gotta keep them kids healthy with In N Out
Burgers. Grand product is still birthed by the Shrimper namesake, but no longer
are the wares analog in nature. Unread, the label responsible for communicating
the genius of Charlie McAllister to the world still holds a candle for the
swirls of tape in your comfy deck. But I’ll speak of Chris and his rural
Pennsylvania empire at a later date– I hear he’s sending me a package. This
glorious June, which in California has been serene and near perfect in foliage
and temperature, I shall speak of the grand edifice of Lonely Whistle.
Don Campau deserves the title if for no other reason than the invincible tape
comp he released in the year of Our Lord 1989. In this time of change when the
Wall came down and the trident of America was raised high over Soviet ruins.
This is when the incredible USA Goes Pop Tape Comp took its first breath.
Thankfully, it still breathes, and quite freshly at that, as a testament to
underground pop music in a time before vacant drone and that one hair cut, you
know which one I’m talking about. Don Campau compiled some of the illest pop
songs you’ve never heard. And thankfully he managed to keep this compendium in
print through the wide stretches between 89 and this post millennial landscape
of drudgery when all I find appealing is radio hip hop. Hot Dollar had the top
place in the Ipod of my mind with his “Two Steppin,’” until that is I heard the
veritable buffet of lofi genius on the USA Goes Pop tape. Yes, a time when
underground music was actually interesting and I didn’t have to listen to top 40
Radio for innovation(?). Seriously, whatever new Ciara track is bumping usually
gets me thinking more about composition than whatever indie pap that Rough Trade
or K Records is pushing.
Back in time, its 1989, we’re in the California tape underground. Perhaps the
main reason this tape remains in print is due to the fact that a young Daniel
Johnston contributes a perfect gem in the form of “A Man Obsessed,” The
Testament of Time? Yes, it stands up to it. Bears fruit. Clearly, any self
respecting underground aficionado knows the hallowed tale of the soda pop king.
But who knows the origins of such obscured figures as Robin O’Brien, who
provides a bizarre afro-indie romp called “Looking for Daniel.” The interweb
merely understates the force of her contribution. Dear Reader, she’s not even on
the Myspace. It’s like archaeology, uncovering something gorgeous and totally
Egyptian. Amy Denio, on the other hand, I was able to serve her a friend
request, so I can feel affinity with her Reagan era squeals of sax and poli-sci
furor. I’m her friend, doggy. Internet rumor has it that she reaps a paycheck
from Muzak. But heaven only really appears in the glint of the sky when I hear
the heart wrenching and comic voice of Dino DiMuro. I didn’t know this
man could exist. His track, “She’s A Climber” ventures from canned slowjazz
beats to emotionally stark xeriscapes. Maybe its cuz he’s from Califas, and I
can understand him, maybe its cuz he could thrash Ariel Pink’s ass in a
high-as-fuck Tascam four track duel, but regardless, one feels the presence of
unsung genius in the ether. Sabes?
Thankfully I was provided with a subsequent Dino DiMuro release titled “Gower
St.” You know that street in Hollywood by the Denver Dome? While Dino DiMuro
could never have predicted a future where Kyle Mabson plays ironic funk bass in
a porno set where people I know actually live, nonetheless, apparently there was
a time when Jesus shone on that apartment slime that is the three blocks between
Gower and Vine: The guts of Hollyhood, aka tranny Shangri-la. Japanese camera
flash can’t deaden the broad strokes of DiMuro. He’s huffing a little King’s
Quest courtesy of the Sierra Corp., a little Sled Zepplin, a little Chief Gates
era LAPD, a little Trout Mask Replica, and a little straight up song craft. In
the back of your head it’s the LA Riots, in the front its some carefree riffage
stuffed with poison arrow. Feel it. I know his name sounds like an Italian
mobster but, serio holmes, he has a sensitive side. Nominated love king in 1989.
Don Campau also included some of his music in the package. Vintage 1985
and still in print, the tape is called Variety Show. It’s an apt
description. This tape is all over the place from guitar shredding, organ solos,
to flea market musique concrete. First time through it’s something of a blur,
but if I actually pay attention to what’s going on using the novel device called
the track listing I can decipher and even partially decode the happenings.
There’s something tongue in cheek and there’s something Windham Hill about the
experience. This is the record you wanted Shadowfax to make with their dope
name, but instead they were only good for passive haircut advice. Not all of the
tape is perfect. There is something of an idea lull that stretches through the
middle of the first side, when things get a little jammy and over the top.
Luckily side two makes up for lost time, bringing down clumsy honky skronk and
some weird ambient stuff that wouldn’t be out of place on some obscure Finnish
band’s one sided tape. Good feelings and a great package from Don Campau’s
Lonely Whistle. Well worth the hard earned dollars in your pocket.
BONUS ARTICLE!!!!
THRIFT STORE ARCHIVE
STORE #1: TOWNE THRIFT (Towne Ave. & Arrow Hwy., Pomona, CA)
Let’s kick off the first installment of this column about thrift store cassette
hunting with something close to home. Towne Thrift is the venerable home of all
kinds of dusty garbage, more than can reasonably fit on the shelves. You’ll find
lots of men’s shoes, cheap clothes, especially compared to Goodwill up the
street and a huge selection of tapes in complete disarray. Seven big racks are
devoted to tapes at this store and the vast majority of them retail for 25 cents
apiece. A great deal, even for cast off cultural relics. But the cheap tag means
nothing if there aren’t interesting finds. Yes, a wide variety of praise music
and modern country are available for the deranged retard so in love with Jesus
it makes them drool on their American flag bibs, but this particular store also
packs in the indecipherable Vietnamese cassettes, balada and folk sounds en
espanol, spoken word tapes, and tons of good classical. Here’s what was found…
SUPER DRIVER April 1995: The Original Truckers Tape Magazine
Ever wonder about trucker culture, that mysterious world inhabited by redneck
uncles and know methamphetamine addicts. This is probably the best audio
introduction to their cross country world. Found here are an interview with
Tommy Lasorda, trucking news, new equipment reviews, regulation updates, truck
stop reviews. Plus the tape comes with truck stop coupons for places like AC&T
Fuel Center in Hagerstown, MD. Highlights include the Super Driver theme song,
which recalls such great themes as the “Stater Bros.” Great overamped country
bellowing, so earnest as to be humorous, it describes the manner in which
truckers are the heroes of America from sea to shining sea – classic! We also
get an audio history of the Moon Pie, from Chatanooga to Japan.
HAROLD BUDD / BRIAN ENO – The Pearl (Jem Records)
Before there were drone-doggies there was Harold Budd, lots of shimmering piano
and weird insect calls. It was a pretty alright time. Winds blew, rivers flowed.
This is an awesome slow moving earthy soundtrack that might appeal to dudes who
smoke music like Quilts and Robedoor. Subtle, dark, pretty and, yeah, a little
new age – but in the best kinda way.
NONOY ZUÑIGA – Ako Ay Ikaw Rin (Jem Records)
Are you into new age orchestras, sexy guitar riffage and Philipino torch songs?
Really who isn’t? This record has a coked out seventies feel, but also recalls
weird fake tropical records from the fifties.
E. E. CUMMINGS – Collected Poetry 1920-1940 & Prose (Caedmon)
Read by the poet these recordings bring to life the weird cadences of Cummings’
poetry. He reads quite a few classics such as “next to of course god america i”
and “in Just.” Culled from a number of live readings, high quality recordings.
NGƠI KHEN – Th Phư ng Volume 1: 1-33
Apparently a collection of Vietnamese Christian music. Keyboard, piano, and
accordion make up the instrumentation. There’ some seriously smooth wave stuff
going down like the Beach Boys huffing muzak infused Freon out of an office
building. Its all about track 4, which combines evil echo, kumbaya sounds and
weird keyboard thrash. If canned country, accordion solos, and weird Hawaiian
and jazz infusions don’t make you a believer, serio holmes, nothing will.
SLIM WHITMAN – Country Classics by Slim Whitman
Classics is right. Not only can Slim Whitman yodel up a storm, he sings great
songs too. “Send Me the Pillow You Dream On” is one of the best recorded love
songs. For anyone who hasn’t heard Whitman’s steel pedal and signature vocal
slides, where he slips up an entire octave in an instant, you should get on it.
Featured in scores on infomercials, considered seriously hokey, but he’s still
the number one choice of your honky grandma.
Send $2 to John Thill for a Towne Thrift tape compilation with free truck
stop coupons. Or email
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John Thill
851 Scripps Dr.
Claremont, CA 91711